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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}