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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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