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Attention Deficit Domination is the eighth studio album by American musician Hank Williams III, released on September 6, 2011 on Hank 3 Records, through Megaforce Records. It reached third position on the Billboard's Heatseekers album chart on its first week. The album is dedicated to Layne Staley of Alice in Chains.
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